— Bilal Naseer (@BilalDunyaNews) July 13, 2014
Want World Cup in one word? How about this? Massacres! What a string of unexpected, spectacular defeats! The Mighty Have Fallen. Hard… Spain, the king of the world, decimated by the Dutch and Chile…
England destroyed by Italy and Uruguay…
Portugal crushed by Germany and finished off by the tie with the USA.
— Portuguese Pride™ (@PridePortuguese) June 16, 2014
Italy done in by Costa Rica and Uruguay…
And then it was Brazil: wrecked, nuked, completely decimated at the hands of the Germans, followed by another thorough humiliation by the Dutch! Oh my goodness, what the hell happened to you, Brazil? Even ballerinas are laughing.
— Lauren Cuthbertson (@LondonBallerina) July 9, 2014
Let’s look at the bright side, though. My $20 bet against Argentina yesterday won me a tenner. Yes, the bet was 2:1 in favor of Germany, and I was too cheap to bet more. However, all jokes aside, the Germans deserved to win–did you see that beautiful, gorgeous late goal? Argentina was indeed a close second. And the Dutch were the close third. Enjoy it one more time in its slo–mo glory.
The now-famous Brazilian fan graciously conceding the World Cup to the winners. Touching, But sad. But touching.
The sad Brazil fan holding the World Cup trophy handed it to a German fan for the final. pic.twitter.com/Nt2kYk6fCc
— Strictly Fútbol (@_StrictlySoccer) July 9, 2014
Well, it was great while it lasted. Till 2018, then!